Get me a cocktail and on the plane 12/19/14

I have a feeling this post will be kinda bitchy until I get a cocktail in my hand. How is one bitchy just 6 hours before you leave for a trip that's been on your top 10 list? Well I was low stress for so long, then shit hits the fan right before I leave. Grrrr. Once I have a cocktail and get on the plane I won't think about my backpack for the trip that was stolen off my doorstep, the launch that was supposed to happen that didn't, or the foul attitudes of people. Just give me a drink now and it will be all good... don't judge me!

Yep, two beers and the rest of my Little Luca hoagie and I'm set. Next up is a Xanax and then I'm gold. A dude and his GF were arguing when we were checking in. Apparently she left her luggage at the house and thought he was going to bring it. That's a shitty way to start a trip, especially since she's not going to get her bag. 

Andy brought a huge thing of salami and beef jerky which we have to all eat before we arrive in Santiago. Gross, we just split the rest of Little Luca. Xanax and salami don't mix. At least I don't think they do... Let's see how they go with a little vodka. Boom! I need to get my calories on for the hikes right?

SFO to Las Vegas to Panama. I decided to go w a whole Xanax since we are still flying tomorrow. People are already annoying me but I guess that's what happens in airports. Oh you really hate that you need to get another boarding pass and wait 10 min? Oh too bad, shut up. You're on vacation for peets sake. The salami is still whole, Andy has a lot of eating to do.